Really funny things that I've heard lately...

At work the other day I asked one of the little boys to tell me a joke. Here's what I got:
*Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ....because it didn't have a bone!
*Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?....because it didn't have a body!
Then he asked me to tell him one and I couldn't think of one that he would understand so I used:
*Knock knock...Who's there?...Boo...Boo who?...Don't cry! It's just a joke!
So he was like oh I have another one!
*Knock knock...Who's there?...Moo...Moo who?...Don't be a cow! (or something like that.)
Anyway, he went on for a while with different jokes that didn't make sense. And I couldn't stop laughing so he thought that meant he was being super funny so he just kept on going. It made me laugh so hard.

Some other things...
Brandie: I wish there was a class about how to deal with girl drama.
Dan: Isn't that what Enrichment is?

"So I was talking to God last night...He told me I don't listen to him enough." -Some kid in our ward.

"Guys I just ran into my door. Like so hard that I fell onto the ground." -Megan hahahaha

"Joy you have multiple personalities...one is a nun and the other is a prostitute."
"Those are careers...not personalities."

Me: "Do you play soccer with any of the other teachers from Hillcrest? Like Mr. Johnston?"
Bryant: "I dont know...is he a keeper?"
Me: "Like...a good guy?"
(Apparently he meant a goalkeeper...some kind of soccer term hahaha)

"I ritty the rool rool rool rool...rat rounds rericious rericious rericious rericious!" -Jake

Speaking of Jake...I would just like to take this time to dedicate part of this blog to my dear friend Jake Stewart. He is one of the most amazing people I've ever met! I am so sad that he lives far away but I love when he comes into town because it's always a party!! He's like one of my very best friends!! I LOVE YOU JAKE!! (Happy??)