Thursday, August 12, 2010

I'm the President Governa and MayER. I control everything like a dictatER.

((I am aware that I spelled mayor wrong in my blog title...just so you all know. I can spell.))


SHOUT OUT TO COURT-NAY CHEF....I MEAN COOK!!! hahahahah get my joke??

ATTENTION: Boys (if there are any that read this) Do not read this first part unless you have at least 2 sisters that are of the age of 16 or older.

I just realized that a menstruation period is kind of like the second coming. You KNOW that it's coming and that there is nothing you can do about it and each day there is more and more evidence that it is going to happen soon but there is no need to be scared because the whole thing is really great (or so they say...i'm not convinced yet. oh about the period part not the second coming.) Luckily, periods are a little bit more predictable.

Okayyy Boysss...You can start reading again.

Do boys read blogs? I'm not really sure how to answer that question. All I know is that Jake Stewart got a blog liiiiike oh gosh it feels like it's been 5 years ago now but I'm sure thats a tiny exaggeration :) And he's blogged maybe twice? He's the only boy I know that owns a blog. Hmm interesting. Is there a gender restriction on this blog thang? Did Jake have to lie about his gender to get a blog?? Hope not. Those gender rights people are SERIOUS about us being equal these days. (Don't mess with them...they'll get ya!)

Well let's see I know ya'll are expecting some magnif tonight and let me just tell you this...it wont be. But feel free to continue reading anyway!

I'm really frustrated with people lately. Why don't they just do what I want them to do? Why don't they realize that I know what is best for EVERYONE and that if they someday reach the amount of knowledge that I have that they can then make their own decisions? I'm kidding if you couldn't tell...but kind of not at the same time. I could elaborate on exactly what I mean by this statement but I am not sure who does and doesn't read my blog and I don't like offending people. Except for that girl that argued with me that the LDS church doesn't spend it's money correctly...I really don't mind if I offend her. OFFEND OFFEND OFFEND! that was aimed towards that girl. May everyone else dodge that. Best of luck.
I don't understand how I can have so many haters...knowing I'm their father like my name is Darth Vater...just a thought for you all. (I have that song stuck in my HEAD!)

I'm donating plasma again next week! EEK! It's been a while since I've done that. I hope the pokers are good in Idaho Falls. Pray for me! Just kidding pray for homeless people. They need more safety and blessings than I do.

K I gotta be done. My eyes are starting to droop. I gotta start adding more piiiics.

Just thought I would leave you all with a link. You have all probably seen it before but just in case someone out there hasn't I am going to post this. I seriously cant get enough of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEvNS5TzvwM

Love ya'll!
Joy

p.s. I don't know why I keep saying ya'll

1 comment:

Elise said...

Hahaha! Joy! I freaking LOVE your blog. You are so funny. "Just kidding pray for the homeless people." :)